Titbits - Lyrically # 3 - Toilet special

I would like to use these two songs are best suited for toilet singing !
Lot of people read books, now you can humm these too ! sing while you try to shit and must not otherwise !

# 1

Varudhu Varudhu vilagu vilagu
vengai veliye varudhu
Ada Varudhu Varudhu vilagu vilagu
Vengai veliye varudhu

# 2
Kathirindhu from vaidehi kaathirunthal...

paada paduthum kaada karuppa
vaada neeyum erangi vaada
Vandhiru vandhiru
thaana vandhiru
illenna
paattu padippen
udukkai adippen
sathaanoda kootil adaippen
vadhiru vandhiru

### I read this in dinamalar letters some years back, got reminded of it when i heard this song yesterday ! So., not purely crass thinking of mine :)

Sensex outlook - Sep 2009

Scores of TV analysts failed by predicting a 10% - 15% correction in August which never materialised.

Sensex is unlikely to fall until November according to me and it can touch 17500 levels and 15200 can be a support. Shareholders of IOC, BPCL, HPCL should come out slowly in this rally as there are no reform plans proposed by government.

My dark horse pick is paper stocks like Rama news, tnpl, sesh paper, dishman, tvs motor which can surprise over next three months.

Titbits - lyrically # 2

Due to popular demand, here I go again ...

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1. Hubby: Ennavaley adi ennavaley, en idhayathai tholaithu vitten, endha idam, adhu tholaindha idam andha idathayum maranthu vitten

Bubbly: Oh, you lost your phone, wallet, then credit card. I should house arrest you b4 u lost kidney, eyes etc....

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2. female: En vettu thotathil poovellam kettu paar, en veetu jannal kambi ellame kettu paar, en veetu thennan keetrai kettu paar, un per sollum

male: I am not a auditor or CBI or vairamuthu or mf hussain. will it tell your bank balance first?
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3. female: Siru thodathalile chinna chinnadhai siragugal pooka
varum iravugalil innum innum naan ketka

male: oh gosh, if she singing this much for one small touching, touching, what will happen after first night... this is scary dude
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4. male: Uyire uyire ennai unnodu kalandhu vidu, ninaive ninaive endhan nenjodu kalandhu vidu,nilave nilave indha vinnodu kalandhu vidu, kadhal irundhal endhal kannodu kalandhu vidu

Teacher: this fellow has miserably failed in chemistry thru his life that is why he is quoting "mixing, kalandhu vidu" so many times !
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5. Hi malini..I am Krishnan…naan idha solliye aaganum..nee avlavu azhagu..
Inga evanum ivlo azhaga oru… Ivlo azhaga paarthurka maattaanga…and I am in love with you…

above lines in chennai tamil: innamme malini, naan idha onnande sonnennu vachuko, bejara pove nee, nee, summa sollangatti me, sema figure, indha area-liye nee thaan sema figure. ivlo super-a, oru payalum paakkale; thoda, naan unnai daavadikkeren

இன்னாம்மே மாலினி, நான் இத ஒன்னாண்டே சொன்னேன்னு வச்சுக்கோ, பேஜாரா போவே நீ, சும்மா சொல்லாங்காட்டி, செம பிகுர், இந்த ஏரியாலியே நீ தான் செம பிகுர். இவ்ளோ சூப்பர்-ஆ, ஒரு பயலும் பாககலே. தோம்மே, நான் உன்னே டாவடிக்கேறேன்
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Pak is a Lucky Country

I have always wondered how lucky pakistan as a country. reasons are as follows:

1. Pak keep getting billions of foreign funds, imf funds etc despite concerns on diversion, deployment etc...
2. How savvy their marketing skills are - I feel Musharaff was damn good in that but new government also came up with "non state actor" and stumped everyone.
3. US Government could not anything serious on A Q Khan
4. Pak, US army relations remained strong especially in defence cooperation,acquiring new weapons.
5. Pakistan is the third largest exporter of rice in the world after Thailand and Vietnam.
6. Their leaders live in foreign country, they come and rule the country and they go back once they lose power !!!

Delighted

Delighted at Force India's #2 Finish at Belgium. Great job Fisichella !

After all, Vijay Mallya's love of sports must get rewarded at some stage !

Bad Times

Bad Times

You know that you are running a bad time when

1. When you implement some great idea which was in back burner
2. When your bank balance goes down at regular intervals
3. When you need to visit doctor regularly
4. When your team member fresher refuse to carry out instruction
5. When your favourate restaurent food upsets stomach
6. When your stock falls by 6% on a day when sensex goes up by 300 point
7. When your car battery fails while driving (it happens once in 4 yrs)
8. When your white shirt becomes yellow during dip and dry
9. When your career consultant does not return your calls
10. When you get a SMS from new friend like "stop spamming"

Titbits - lyrically # 1

Some fun on recent lyrics:

Song: kaatru pudhuthaai veesa kanden, sneham inidhai sera kanden
Ans: Oh., you came out of prison or what? we feel this everyday
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male: sings.... nila, vaanam kaatru
female: I will become 60 by the time he comes to sing abt me from nature !
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female: vaarayo vaarayo kadhal solla
male: vandhene vandhene kadan solla
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Female: Excuse Me Mr.Kandasamy, oru coffee kudippom come with me
male: oru plate bonda sappittu apporama
female: oho
male: oru masala dosa sappittu apporama
female: what
male: one parotta sappittu
female: ada paavai, summa osiyile sappida vandhiya nee...
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Q. what is the meaning of Hasili fisiliye?
A: Achchu Pichchu is stylishly told like that.
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Finally one on swine flu !!!

Male to female: I am unable to eat, words are coming until throat but not coming out of my mouth, my body is changing hot and cold very fast

female interrupts: go and check for swine flu

Male: No No, i am takling abt love symptoms

Female: Oh ! i am wondering how a pig got swine flu

Male: @#$$
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