Friday, January 2, 2009

Vadivelu as Project Manager - 2

Vadivelu gets out of his cabin and walks into cubicals. Picks up some 6 guys saying "Hey, you come", you, you types.... and starts walking back towards his seat.

One of the Gujju programmer asks him "Sirji, what is scheduled?". Vadivelu replies "Dont ask, come and do what I say"; So., are are puzzled and waiting for further instruction. Vadivelu takes his seat and gives a deep look at all the programmers.

Finally, he picks up two guys and says "you go and join the action committee in Lotus meeting room"; the guy asks, "sir, what is the action"; Vadivelu replies "Ummm., its about how to be inactive, dont speak, just go"; They go...

Then, vadivelu looks at another two and says "you two go and work on prototype for ABC Bank"; They reply "sir., we are working on bug fixing"; The remaining two asks "sir., what for us?"; Vadivelu says "Both of you just watch what these proposal guys do and learn from it".

By the time, vadivelu gets a call and he attends and goes into silent mode for 30seconds. Finally, he look at the gang and says "dont work on the prototype for now, abc bank is closed; so you all go and work on bug increase for XYZ bank so that we get some salary for another 6 months"

2 comments:

  1. கொஞ்சம் தமிழில் எழுதினால் நாங்களும் சிரிப்போம்.

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  2. கொஞ்சம் தமிழில் எழுதினால் நாங்களும் சிரிப்போம்.

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